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		<title>Like a Sitting&#8230;Turkey</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/09/03/like-a-sitting-turkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Steinweg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Robin Steinweg -
On a rare, unhurried drive, I approached a corn field lying fallow just outside of town. I saw birds sitting in the middle of the field. Bigger than crows. Got to be turkeys. The car drew closer. Wrong shape for turkeys. What in the world…
 
No, it can’t be.
Eagles??
 
I grew up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Mac, the Baby and the S.O.S.</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/08/27/big-mac-the-baby-and-the-s-o-s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Steinweg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Robin Steinweg -
Big Mac had the look a dog gets when someone is about to hand him a juicy bit—he had a bead on it and every muscle and tendon trembled, waiting to spring. He might have been drooling. Mom glanced out the kitchen window and saw him planted by the clothesline. Curious, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Running Around Like a Chicken</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/08/20/running-around-like-a-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Steinweg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Robin Steinweg -
When I was five, we had a bachelor neighbor up the hill from where I played. He lived a frugal, somewhat rustic life. While my mom brought home packaged chicken for dinner, the neighbor brought live chickens. I didn’t know they were meant to be butchered for that night’s neighborhood picnic. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Will Your Robe Look Like?</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/08/13/what-will-your-robe-look-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carin LeRoy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Carin LeRoy -
When I was a little girl learning about heaven, I was fascinated by the fact that someday God would pass out rewards to those who had lived life well on earth. I would imagine heaven as having big puffy clouds, angels, and God sitting on a huge gold throne with a beautiful [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Applaud the Builder</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/08/06/applaud-the-builder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Steinweg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Robin Steinweg -
“Ow!” I hop on one foot. I explore my stinging toes. I can feel the imprint the mystery object left when I stepped on it in the dark. Still hopping, I land on another.“Ow, OW!” Now there’s a matched set. Whatever it is, this one’s embedded itself into my arch. I pull [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How NOT to Score Points with Your Sweetheart</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/30/how-not-to-score-points-with-your-sweetheart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia Ruchti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Cynthia Ruchti -

Justify giving her new windshield wipers for your anniversary as an expression of your concern for her safety.
Give your wife a lovely recipe box…full of your mother’s recipes.
When your wife hints that she loves flowers, bring her two kinds—all-purpose and whole wheat.
Empty the heart-shaped box of chocolates you found marked down (Valentine’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goofy Birds!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/23/goofy-birds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Steinweg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Robin J. Steinweg -
Goofy birds are at it again! Can’t they find a safer spot for a nest? Last summer it was doves. They a have little brain, so I wasn’t too surprised. They tried our garage for a week. But, we kept the door closed, so they gave up in favor of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Articles I Can Skip</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/16/articles-i-can-skip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia Ruchti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Cynthia Ruchti -
Do you read every word of every magazine you pick up? I didn&#8217;t think so. Unless you are my sister, Carol, you skip most of the ad copy, articles with limp titles, and articles with too many words and too little white space.I used to let my magazines pile up in Tower [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Distance Tuning</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/09/distance-tuning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Steinweg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Robin Steinweg -
“It’s still flat. Keep tightening it. Too low, keep going, getting better, almost there—there! Nope, you over-shot it. Loosen it a little, just a twadge. Oops. It’s okay, just tighten it a hair. Good! Now the next one.” It goes like that for all six guitar strings. I encourage new students who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Fleeting Thought</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/02/a-fleeting-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia Ruchti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Cynthia Ruchti -
I can&#8217;t blame it on advancing years. I&#8217;ve had these fleeting thoughts since childhood. An occasional bizarre thought that flits through my mind in a nanosecond. It&#8217;s usually another two or three nanos before I realize, &#8220;Well, that was dumb,&#8221; or &#8220;I&#8217;d have more signs than this if I were insane, right?&#8221;Yesterday [...]]]></description>
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