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		<title>The 5-Minute Rule</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/28/the-5-minute-rule/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily Chase</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By  Emily Parke Chase -
My husband, with a professional math journal propped on his lap, falls sound asleep in the recliner after dinner. When he awakes two hours later, I am finishing my work in the kitchen and heading to bed myself. We climb into bed and read for a few minutes before turning off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Power Cord Outage</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/26/power-cord-outage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lynn Rebuck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Lynn Rebuck -
After years of my own diligent research and experimentation, I have discovered that electronic appliances work better if you plug them in first.  I do not regret the time I have spent in this academic pursuit, watching toasters that don’t toast, observing coffee makers that refuse to make coffee, and studying printers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life without Facebook</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/21/life-without-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kathi Macias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Kathi Macias -
Ever heard the saying, “If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans”? I think God had a great laugh on me this week—and I deserved it.I’d been flying pretty high—new book releases with great reviews, another contract in the offering, lots of speaking invitations…life was good!
Until I decided to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thinking Outside the Cat Box</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/14/thinking-outside-the-cat-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda Rhea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Rhonda Rhea -
Have I ever told you about our morbidly obese cat? Whatever it is inside a cat brain that tells the cat belly it’s full, is completely missing from Sammy’s anatomy. So he eats and eats until he barfs. Then he moos for more. And I do mean moos. Sammy got so fat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You too!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/12/the-tooth-the-whole-tooth-and-nothing-but-the-tooth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/12/the-tooth-the-whole-tooth-and-nothing-but-the-tooth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren Marlar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Darren Marlar -
&#8220;Have a nice day!&#8221; (Yeah, you too!)
That&#8217;s the verbal exchange we&#8217;re all used to. Someone wishes us well, and we automatically respond in kind. This conversation for most of us occurs daily. Someone we know will say, &#8220;Have a nice day,&#8221; or perhaps, &#8220;Have a great weekend,&#8221; and immediately we respond energetically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Road Trip</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/07/07/road-trip-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jodi Whisenhunt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jodi Whisenhunt -
My husband refuses to fly in airplanes, so our every vacation is a road trip. We drive a Quest, aptly named since it has racked up many thousand miles trekking from Texas to Canada to Florida and many states in between. When we travel, a GPS navigator announces the route, but road [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banging Heads Against the Tree of Evolution</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/06/30/banging-heads-against-the-tree-of-evolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren Marlar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Darren Marlar -
Five years of college – four credits.  School was not my best subject.  They held classes before eight in the morning.  How can anyone expect to learn anything that early?
When I did make it to class, I remember hearing my Biology professor, Mr. Knowsitall, claim that my great-great-great-great-grandfather was an ape. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Never Met a Baby Who Never Needed Changing</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/06/23/i-never-met-a-baby-who-never-needed-changing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/06/23/i-never-met-a-baby-who-never-needed-changing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rhonda Rhea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Rhonda Rhea -
It was Daniel’s nine-month mile marker—certainly an occasion for a trip to the photography studio. I headed to the mall with my sweet baby all decked out in his cutest nerd suit, complete with suspenders and bow tie. He was adorable.The poor baby had a nagging, malicious ear infection that wouldn’t let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grads, Dads&#8230;and Weddings</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/06/16/grads-dads-and-weddings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/06/16/grads-dads-and-weddings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kathi Macias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Kathi Macias -
June? Already? Seriously??? How did that happen? By the time this month has come to an end, 2010 will be half over—and another one of the busiest seasons of the year will have come and gone as well.I know. Thanksgiving to New Year’s is supposed to be the most hectic season imaginable, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry, Wrong Number</title>
		<link>http://www.thechristianpulse.com/2010/06/09/sorry-wrong-number/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily Chase</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thechristianpulse.com/?p=5313</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By Emily Parke Chase -
“Not again!”
The error message blinks on my screen like an avenging warrior.  For the third day in a row, I am unable to connect to our internet service provider.My husband Gene and I have been living in the dark ages.  Since we both have access to high-speed service at our jobs, [...]]]></description>
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